Friday, January 2, 2009

Never quite heard of it put that way?

"Kevin Lee Smith bounds to the front of the room, grabs the microphone and utters a few words. Then something comes over him: A cascade of chemical messengers in his brain throws Smith into convulsions. For several seconds, he loses voluntary control over most of his body. His legs, arms, back and chest tense. His facial muscles squeeze upward. His stomach muscles and diaphragm spasm. His blood pressure spikes. Someone call for an ambulance; give the man a sedative!"
. . .

But Smith's audience is also experiencing the same phenomena.
Epilepsy? A cardiac arrest? Stroke? The common fit?? Simultaneously?
No!

They are, of course, LAUGHING!!

- Young children laugh about 300 times a day, an adult only 17. "Kids are less jaded. Events like a man stubbing his toe are still a big novelty to them."
- Laughter stimulates the parts of our brain that use the 'feel good' chemical messenger dopamine. That puts laughter in the category of activites you want to do over and over again, such as eating chocolate or having sex.
- Can a few minutes of laughter replace your treadmill time? No, but getting the giggles does burn some calories. Chuckle for 15 minutes every day for a year and you could drop up to two kilograms.
- When we laugh, as many as 15 small muscles squeeze our faces into a smile. Increased blood flow there may turn us a bit pinker and give us a happy glow.
- If the laugh is vigorous enough, our tear ducts can activate. Sometimes our glee can have a cumulative effect till we're literally crying with joy.
- Laughter seems to have an analgesic effect: It increases our tolerance for pain.
- And of course, not forgetting: laughter is the best medicine!!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Rubik's Psychology: End-of-Year 2008 Project


(please ignore pink container in background o.O)

In a lot of ways, a scrambled Rubik's cube is like. . .

a messed-up teenager. . .

Which is nothing a bit of psychology can't fix!


The first step:

. . . is to show him the whiter, brighter side of things!


It is important to slowly build the two layers of
CONFIDENCE & TRUST


There! Now that we believe in each other. . . 


Cross my heart and hope to die. . .
(A little spiritually uplifting phrase)


Now, to delve into the deepest, darkest corners of his heart. . .

Put in a little tender, loving care. . .

and you get a loving, bright-and-shiny teenager
who's incidentally also managed to find himself a girlfriend!!


Congratulations!!
You've learnt how to solve a Rubik's Cube/fix a messed-up teenager!!!
=DDDDD


DISCLAIMER:
1. No seriousness intended.
2. Just for laughs ONLY.
3. There were NO Rubik's Cubes/messed-up teenagers harmed in the making of this guide. 
(I apologize for all forms of bad photography. Not my thing, I'm afraid. Drawing, too!)

 ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ~

=)))

One of the very few times when BM actually makes me smile. . .

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?!

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh, Tuhan!
Murid : Oh, Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup belajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

iSketch incident

This is an iSketch session obscene-drawing capture. (I'm not going to explain what it is, but most of you reading this post most probably already know what the game is about.)
Clearly what it is . . . you can see for yourself, I'm sure. 


It is an example of the many sick, twisted minds you can find on the Internet. Perhaps it is highly inappropriate to post something like that on a public blog, but it is very . . . uh, eye-opening

*If you found it offensive or highly uncomfortable to look at in any way whatsoever, do not hesitate to leave me a comment telling me to delete this post. However, please DO NOT click on the 'FLAG BLOG' option at the top of the page.
(I do not know what will happen to me if you do!)

Your co-operation shall be appreciated.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!

This is unbelievable!!!

For those of you who haven't found out,
CGL DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE SET OF STRAIGHT A'S THIS YEAR!!!
The reason???
KH teachers forgot to submit the kerja kursus marks!!
So ALL OF THEM got a B for KH!!!

This is gonna start an uproar.
CGL's gonna be all over the papers.

FIGHT, fellow Form 3's!!!
Claim for what rightfully belongs to you!!
Do not let them go like this!!!!

Crazy, man...

*This is NOT a joke. I can make better jokes than this, okay?*

EDIT:
Apparently, the teachers didn't totally forget to submit the kerja kursus marks.
Rather, they submitted only half of it, giving the girls 20 over a total of 40!
Or something like that.
Either way, it still is the fault of the teachers...
=/