STRESS

Stress, stress, so much stress
Puts your mind in a state of mess
If life were an apple, then stress is the worm
The creature that makes your stomach just churn!

You wish you could sleep, you wish you could play
ANYTHING but study and study all day
Want to burn all your books, or just throw them away?
Oh NO, you can't do that - the exam's the next day!

There's not much time left, you need to move on
Determination, come back; laziness, begone!
Alas, you ter-doze, but wake up in shock
'Die la', you groan, as you look at the clock!

So what to do now, just wait to face death?
(NOT AT ALL!)
Believe in yourself - you've got to have faith
Triumphs you must see, victory you must smell
You put on a brave front, and 'ONWARDS!' you yell

Written by blog owner

in support of self-confidence and positive thinking during exams

(or just in general)

as well as STRESS-FREE life

ALL THE BEST, MY FRIENDS!!

XD

ALERT!!

. . . !!!

What's that?, you ask. Well, let me tell you. It is a mole!

A FOOT mole, if I might say. That has appeared mysteriously out of nowhere! When I initially noticed it (Oh, I just had a compulsive deisre to take a peek at my foot, didn't I?) I thought, "Say, isn't that just adorable!" And all of half a second later I remembered a wise old saying I once heard (or read): Moles that change colour/appear out of the blue could be a sign of skin cancer.

Ho! Is that it then? SKIN FOOT CANCER. The end of my petty existence! Or perhaps just my foot. It's one or the other! I shall have to amputate it. This means I could have 3 feet. Wait, that's not right. Two minus one is . . . oh, ONE!

However, I'd like to think it's neither. I'd like to keep the original number of all my feet. For now, I'll just go on blissfully and write another post about . . . something less sinister! =)

If singing could kill...

If singing could kill . . .

We would've murdered all the customers at Gurney Plaza!!

Seriously. A whole lot of us attended (Lim) Carmen's birthday celebration at GP's Red Box last Thursday. And the noise level created by those of us who were present was unbelievable! No wonder people couldn't stop staring. They were probably wondering if we were carrying out some violent slaughtering ritual.

So when we started out all of us were screaming at the top of our lungs into the microphones (or just into space, if for those who didn't have any). We sang all sorts of songs; from male songs to female songs and Western songs to Eastern songs, and then we were feeling chin-chia song but I'm sure the people outside were thinking chin-chia pai tia . . . Okay I dunno how bad it really was because I certainly was a part of it as well!

And we were supposed to eat lunch there, but the Red Box man said that after 12 o'clock NO MORE LUNCH! Who eats lunch before 12?? Some people also never wake up yet!! So we had to tar pao from McDonald's! Not that I minded. But the woman at the counter was so beh syok beh syok us like that. Maybe she was jealous of our wonderful voices? Yes, that must have been it.

Then we got back into our Red Box. And continued singing our hearts/lungs out. However, you know how time flies when you're having fun. So before long, it was almost time to go. And that's when our beloved Pauline made her grand arrival! Just in time for our closing ceremony. Wow, Pauline your timing too chun already!

And even when the time for us to leave came, none of us would stop singing. It was like all of us were in a trance, all holding hands and just singing and not wanting to stop, like we would die if we did! All right, that wasn't really what it was like. So give or take 50% accuracy.

That was not all that happened *grins* but I'm too lazy to go on! Thank you and goodnight!

*I don't have any pictures! Ee Vern and Amanda do; bother THEM! =P

Relay For Life

Lately I've been getting urges to do crazy/bizarre things. Like when Rachel inivted all of us to go dragon-boating. I got really, really excited and I really, really looked forward to it. Then she cancelled! I was so disappointed! I mean, when will I ever get another chance like that one? All right. Whatever. It's gone, it's over. Now here's another chance to do something crazy.

A relay for life. A walk to save cancer patients. A 16-hour walkathon. From 6pm to 10am the next morning. I'm dying to go! But they require 10 people per group. And I don't have that 10 people. So I am in search of people, who for some strange reason, also feel a need to do something crazy! Here's the website if you wanna find out more. The event falls on the weekend the March term break begins. Please leave a comment if you're interested! Really!! =[

Imagine walking together, beginning in the evening, through the middle of the night, until past daybreak the next morning!! We will be friends for LIFE after having gone through such an ordeal together!

LETTER-TAG

Yes, Carmen, I know I asked you to tag me, but Ee Vern beat you to it! So here goes:

Copy to your own note, erase my answers, and enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real. . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Then I realized that my for my own name, I'm going to get either 'X' or 'Y'!!

Either way, it's really challenging! So Ee Vern tagged me with 'Y'. Hahah. Let's begin!!

1. Your name : Yii Yii (WAHAHAH)

2. A four letter word : YOLK

3. A boy's name : Yael (YES, it does exist. I googled it!!)

4. A girl's name : Yvonne!! =)

5. An occupation : Yoga instructor

6. A colour : Yellow (Now wasn't THAT easy!)

7. Something you wear : Yoga outfit!!

8. A type of food : YUMMY. No la. Yeast, okay?

9. Something found in the bathroom : Yellow rubber duck

10. A place : Yataimura (hoho)

11. A reason for being late : Yesterday she say today no school . . . !

12. Something you shout : YOU!! Why you tell me today no school?!

13. A movie title : Yes Man

14: Something you drink : Yucky drink

15. A musical group : UM. Yinkin Park . . . (Well tell me if YOU can think of any!!)

16. An animal : Yak

17. A street name : York Road

18. A type of car : Uhh. . .Yellow car?? =/

19. A song title : Yesterday Once More (heheh =o)

20: A verb : Yodel

YES!!!

I've finished! Wasn't that fun. I especially enjoyed writing 11 and 12!

Hahahah!

To other people, have fun doing it too~

xP

'Powderful Engrish'

At least he's honest. . .

Place where robbers shop

. . . and make it look like an accident

Serve cold. . .

Delicious. . .

No way I'll try that. . .

Hmm. Now that you've mentioned it. . . WHY SHOULD I???

Rubik's Psychology: End-of-Year 2008 Project

(please ignore pink container in background o.O)

In a lot of ways, a scrambled Rubik's cube is like. . .

a messed-up teenager. . .

Which is nothing a bit of psychology can't fix!

The first step:

. . . is to show him the whiter, brighter side of things!

It is important to slowly build the two layers of

CONFIDENCE & TRUST

There! Now that we believe in each other. . . 

Cross my heart and hope to die. . .

(A little spiritually uplifting phrase)

Now, to delve into the deepest, darkest corners of his heart. . .

Put in a little tender, loving care. . .

and you get a loving, bright-and-shiny teenager

who's incidentally also managed to find himself a girlfriend!!

Congratulations!!

You've learnt how to solve a Rubik's Cube/fix a messed-up teenager!!!

=DDDDD

DISCLAIMER:

1. No seriousness intended.

2. Just for laughs ONLY.

3. There were NO Rubik's Cubes/messed-up teenagers harmed in the making of this guide. 

(I apologize for all forms of bad photography. Not my thing, I'm afraid. Drawing, too!)

 ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ~

Letter Me

HOW YOU DO THE LETTER ME

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog). I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realized it when __2__ __3__ and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I'm returning __8__ to you, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__ __11__. __12__.

Love;

-(your name)-

P/S: You are so lifeless, __13__, (the name of the person that tagged you).

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on meJ
uly - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6.What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth VaderBlack - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Football - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

IN CONCLUSION:

Dear Renee,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations in pain.

Love;

Xing Yii

P/S: You are so lifeless, nose plucker, Julia.

I TAG one and only: CARMEN

=D

HAPPY PIG THEORY

Of humans, pigs, and mathematics>>

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = pig + work + enjoy

In other words:

Humans who don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Man = pig + earn money

Man - earn money = pig

In other words:

Men who don't earn money = pigs

Woman = eat + sleep + spend money

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Woman = pig + spend money

Woman - spend money = pig

In other words:

Women who don't spend money = pigs

SUMMARY:

Men earn money in order for women to not become pigs!

and...

Women spend money in order for men to not become pigs!!

I'm a MILLIONAIRE!!!

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Yaayyyyy

PINK FOODS FRENZY!!

Tonight was the last lesson for Chemistry tuition this year.

Ee Lynn a.k.a. Miss Brilliant decided that we should celebrate and have a party!!

So she made it compulsory for ALL of us to bring food of some kind.

(*We were halfway through it all when somebody pointed out that everything we were eating was PINK in colour!!)

So, yes I think we had alot of fun over-dosing on sugar (but Renee and Natasha complained later on that they were 'feeling like vomitting' after that - Ee Lynn and I were fine!! XP)

How to pay any attention, with all that food???

So we got reprimanded, ALOT of times!! The teacher said that we ''have never seen food in our lives".

Well, there was alot more munching and giggling around than learning or listening...

=X

And...

Credits to Natasha and Ee Lynn and Renee (and myself *wink*),

for making Pink Foods Frenzy Night such a success!!

PINK FOODS FRENZY NIGHT

(so named because...)

Tada!!

=D

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I did so badly for Sejarah!! The worst I've ever done for any paper. EVER.

Gahh. EST doesn't look like it's going to be any help to my percentage either...

18/30???

When everybody else got 22's and 23's??

Nasty, eh...?

Here's a picture of some candy, to cheer me up!!

I have a profound love for candy!!

If ever the need arises for you to bribe me, for anything, offer me some candy, and I'm all yours!!

XP

The Waiter & The Fly in the Soup

The traditional...

"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"

"I think he's doing the breaststroke, sir."

The new...

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Shh! Or everybody else would want one!"

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir. The spider in the bread will get it."

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Oh really, sir? But there were two in the bowl earlier!"

The winner...

"Waiter! There's a cockroach in my soup!"

"I'm sorry, sir - but we ran out of flies."

XD

OTTERS HOLDING HANDS~

This is really cute! But most of you might've seen it before...

If you haven't, you really should watch it!

* If you haven't the patience to watch the whole thing (even though it's not very long),

just watch a little of the beginning, and forward it to approx. 1min 17 secs!! =P

Isn't it CUTE??

CHERYLENE'S BDAY PARTY~

Lol this is my 3rd post in 1 hour! I guess it is because I haven't updated for so long and everything just started to accumulate...Besides, this is about 5 days overdue!

Yes, as I was saying...Cherylene's poolside birthday party>>

She actually is a Merdeka Baby - birthdate: 31 Aug, but she had the party earlier because she would be going to Mt. Kinabalu on that day - to stick a flag into the ground at the top of the mountain! (Or so she says...XP)

Anyway...the party...

was filled with LOTS of fun and water and fun in the water!

None of us thought that we were really going down into the water at first,

but upon arrival,

we saw that the place was so pretty! And there was quite a looong water slide there~ It was fun!

(If you're wondering, we were at BJ Complex top floor)

So none of us could stand it, of course! Even Caryn, who was having a fever went in! Before the rest of us even did, in fact! I didn't have a swimming costume - the others did, even though they didn't think they were going to swim - but went in as well. (What, how could I have missed out all the fun??)

I wish I could provide you with more pictures of what we did, but Ee Vern's camera ran out of battery. (If you've read the 2nd latest post on her blog then you would know too =P)

We started of with filling the water balloons, and then all of us girls went into the pool. We played around for quite some time, until it was time for us to eat dinner. None of us ate very much, so there was still alot of food left! (I still feel guilty >.<)

Then we tried to play Truth or Dare, but none of us were really creative enough to come up with the dares and/or questions. We only had one dare: Cherylene asked Ee Vern to put her foot into a pond, which was really mossy...and had fish in it...as well as the pieces of bread people threw into the pond to feed the fishes (Eww!).

Of course she did it; request from the birthday girl maa =P

But that was all. After that we gave up. And started telling ghost stories instead.

But we had to stop. Because we were afraid that Cherylene would start, um...crying??

Yeah, she's not what you'd call brave. XD

So after that, all of us jumped back into the pool! Which was so cool (swimming at night) because I didn't think we would be going back in at all! And we had so much more fun this time because the boys joined us as well. So we were just screaming and there was water everywhere (well DUH XP) and we took the slide over and over again, individually and also in groups! Which was really fun because when you go down 'stuck' together you gain more momentum and you move alot faster and I think that there are times when we actually got lifted off the slide!! Kinda like FLYING, you know??

It was 2 guys against all of us! So we played with the water balloons (threw them at each other - at the boys, more accurately) and there was a really huge water gun and turns out that I make quite a good ambush-er! All in all, we must've spent about 3 hours in the water. Gosh it was tiring having to pedal all the while but it was GREAT exercise~! =P

We finished at about 9 or so. I wished (all of us sure did) that we could've stayed longer, but I think it wasn't permitted or something...you know, there's like a time limit. So we got out and went to change into our dry clothing (not like I really had any - I didn't bring a swimsuit, remember?) and we went home for the day...

Yayy I think it was a great party...

 [ To Yvonne: I'm sorry you missed it! ]

Thanks to Cherylene and family!!

=)

Here's a really really short video (4 seconds) of us going down the slide 'stuck' together.

You might've already seen it on Ee Vern's blog anyways...

LOL - I know all there is to see/hear is the screaming, but...

*If you look closely, you will see that I'm the 3rd one from the front - yes, me in my white camisole and pink shorts because I didn't have a swimsuit*

And ONE group photo:

Oh wait...Here's the pond in which Ee Vern had to stick her foot:

XP

Here, right behind Cherylene's father

There you go. Goodnight!

Random

This is just for fun. Feel free to skip this over =)

But the guy is very geng~ ^^

This is a ROCK version of Canon In D (Johann Pachelbel). On electric guitar!

Aiyaaa no screamers in this one~ Really...

Nice?? Yessss VERY!!

I'M BACK

Yo~

Haven't updated for past...two weeks, I think? Yaya I lazy ma =/

Ahahaha anyway I have something for you people today! 

It's something...EXCITING and which will give you the extra pumping your heart needs XP

Um um please watch it...Just for kicks! XD

You should turn the volume up, for maximum penghayatan

and watch in full screen, for a fuller effect~

CAUTION - Do not watch if you have a weak heart, or a history of cardiovascular diseases, stroke etc etc. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

HERE YOU GO:

P.S.

If you found this video offensive for religious reasons,

kindly leave a comment to tell me, and I will remove it A.S.A.P.!

Thank you.

My latest INFATUATION

Ahahaha...Here he is!!

Um um he's so YENG right?? Aiya don't ask me who he is ler. He's just some guy - that I FOUND on Friendster! So I don't really know him...But I think that he's so cute!

...

...

DISCLAIMER:

Oh please, spare me...I know this is sooo de-dignifying. A very disapproving behaviour...

>.<

I don't usually behave like this wan k...? I don't usually squeal and get so excited over guys' pics...! It's just that when I saw him, I so totally over-reacted!! I think I SCREAMED when I first saw this pic~!

Ahhh this is driving me CRAZY!!!

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Ish beh tong, beh tong...

This is sooo cute! =P

Randommmmmm XP

DO YOU REALIZE -

That if you sleep the average 8 hours a day,


by the time you are 60,


you would've spent 20 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE SLEEPING??


LOL!