HAPPY PIG THEORY

Of humans, pigs, and mathematics>>

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = pig + work + enjoy

In other words:

Humans who don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Man = pig + earn money

Man - earn money = pig

In other words:

Men who don't earn money = pigs

Woman = eat + sleep + spend money

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Woman = pig + spend money

Woman - spend money = pig

In other words:

Women who don't spend money = pigs

SUMMARY:

Men earn money in order for women to not become pigs!

and...

Women spend money in order for men to not become pigs!!