WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN!!

This was sent to me by Min Yan through e-mail:

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. 

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. 

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? 

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 

SHE: I must've been given your share. 

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. 

SHE : Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving? 

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? 

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. 

HE: Can I have your name? 

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? 

HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it. 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: DO NOT ENTER. 

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

=P