Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Doomsday

I've written posts in the form of a documentary... book and painting reviews, and now I'm doing one in the style of a movie trailer! *winks*

-Clock strikes 12 midnight.
-Girl (fast asleep) with her head on a textbook.
-Another girl, stepping into a hall with a handful of stationery, muttering prayers in silence.
-Students scribbling away with confidence. Or without.
-Invigilator with eyes boring into space.
-Yet another girl; frowning at question paper.
-*Screams*

-*Complete screen blackout, as dramatic background music begins to play*


198 OTHER STUDENTS...

24 PAPERS...

11 SUBJECTS...

10 ACTUAL EXAM DAYS...

ONE BRAIN.

-*Background music fades*
-Voice: (in heavy Hokkien accent) Ha, got ONE brain only ah? Mana boleh muat? Die loh like that!! *faints*

-*Background music resumes*

Can you feel the adrenaline?

D-O-O-M-S-D-A-Y

Brought to you by
LEMBAGA PEPERIKSAAN SHOWTIME PRODUCTIONS CO.

invading local school halls
on

18 NOVEMBER 2009

SEE YOU THERE.