Doomsday

I've written posts in the form of a documentary... book and painting reviews, and now I'm doing one in the style of a movie trailer! *winks*

-Clock strikes 12 midnight.

-Girl (fast asleep) with her head on a textbook.

-Another girl, stepping into a hall with a handful of stationery, muttering prayers in silence.

-Students scribbling away with confidence. Or without.

-Invigilator with eyes boring into space.

-Yet another girl; frowning at question paper.

-*Screams*

-*Complete screen blackout, as dramatic background music begins to play*

198 OTHER STUDENTS...

24 PAPERS...

11 SUBJECTS...

10 ACTUAL EXAM DAYS...

ONE BRAIN.

-*Background music fades*

-Voice: (in heavy Hokkien accent) Ha, got ONE brain only ah? Mana boleh muat? Die loh like that!! *faints*

-*Background music resumes*

Can you feel the adrenaline?

D-O-O-M-S-D-A-Y

Brought to you by

LEMBAGA PEPERIKSAAN SHOWTIME PRODUCTIONS CO.

invading local school halls

on

18 NOVEMBER 2009

SEE YOU THERE.

Stubborn electrons!

Such stubborn, silly electrons. I plug the charger in and turn it on, but the phone simply refuses to charge! The electrons tersekat over there =.=

Anyway I'm updating today because it is a good day!! Hui Lynn the Bringer of Wonderful News has told me that Friday is a holiday - early balik kampung holiday! However, it does mean that we have to replace it some Saturday. Nevertheless, tomorrow is the last day of school!! And right now it's all the cause I need to celebrate~

Also, Esther has found the title for our 2009 Prom Night. Our theme this year is . . . uh Vintage-Retro thingy. And the title to match it is . . . FLASHBACK *exclamation mark* =D Bravo to Esther - *applause* ! Cute, huh? Short and simple.

That will be all for today I suppose. And we have PJ tomorrow!

So bring it!!! GOODNIGHT.

I'm HIGH LALALA and can hardly think straight right now~ XO XP XD

This . . . is cute xD

In the house

of Mr. and Mrs. Spouse

he and she

would watch TV

and never a word

between them was spoken

until the day

the set was broken.

Then, "How do you do?"

said He to She.

"I don't believe we've met.

Spouse is my name.

What's yours?" he asked.

"Why, mine's the same!"

said She to He.

"Do you suppose we could be...?"

But the set came suddenly right about

and they never did find out.

Please don't get hooked on to modern gadgets

until you forget to chai your loved ones!!

Yvonne - my love, my Valentine

This is my 100th post on Blogger! And I've saved it for my - yes, Yvonne the GUNDIK!! Yvonne, I couldn't make it to the party but I'll make it up to you with an extra sweet post that is sure to melt the coldest icing in your heart (not that there are many, or even ANY xD).

Yvonne - my LOVE , my Valentine! I know le I always suan you, con you, perli you . . . scold you shout at you scream at you get annoyed with you - wahh so many!! But I know you don't mind - that's why I do it so often in the first place.

But but you know . . . the most important thing deep down in my heart is that I LOVE you! And I know you love me too k. More than I love you, I'm sure XP (Just that you always don't wanna admit how much you love me!) And I know and will always remember that you wanna be my *secret* and you will bake and cook for me everyday! Remember ha don't later forget everything k o.O

We've been close friends since Form 2. You still talk as much, if not MORE. Sigh, thank you for talking so much . . . until I don't have to talk sometimes and the convo still flows - because you're talking to yourself. =.=! I know la you cannot control your chui but you must stand farther away from me la k. I keep thinking you want to kiss me nia, stand until so near =X

Somemore what ah . . . Oh, you're getting smarter d. Looks like hanging out with me made you a brighter person! You are not so easy to con anymore lo. Now you can tell when I'm being sarcastic. You're not as silly as Cherylene, who never ever fails to believe what I say wan =P Although . . . just give me a moment to suan you k. You must've noticed that this post is written in very SIMPLE English! Because aiyo I know you la, later I write too chim you sure don't understand wan.

=X

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=P

XD

So here's to you, a toast to the girl with the FRIDGE RABBIT!!

~HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY DARLING~

(You know what this means.

Yeah - that I expect you to be driving me around soon.)

And and I have no photo with you so I steal this one from Ee Vern's blog okay!? Since you said anyway, your 'pretty face' o.O *more perasan than me*

I'm sure you're very touched and overwhelmed by my sincerity! I'm very good at writing sweet things wan k, unlike Cherylene who can only say nice, sweet things to . . . EVERYDAY. *beh syok* I LOVE YOU YVONNE (make sure you pass your driving test fast enough ahh) I will sing to you everyday (as long as you're willing to transport me around) and I love you unconditionally (as long as removing the conditions will still give me my way)

LOL no la no la

I LOVE YOU - full stop!!

XD

STRESS

Stress, stress, so much stress
Puts your mind in a state of mess
If life were an apple, then stress is the worm
The creature that makes your stomach just churn!

You wish you could sleep, you wish you could play
ANYTHING but study and study all day
Want to burn all your books, or just throw them away?
Oh NO, you can't do that - the exam's the next day!

There's not much time left, you need to move on
Determination, come back; laziness, begone!
Alas, you ter-doze, but wake up in shock
'Die la', you groan, as you look at the clock!

So what to do now, just wait to face death?
(NOT AT ALL!)
Believe in yourself - you've got to have faith
Triumphs you must see, victory you must smell
You put on a brave front, and 'ONWARDS!' you yell

Written by blog owner

in support of self-confidence and positive thinking during exams

(or just in general)

as well as STRESS-FREE life

ALL THE BEST, MY FRIENDS!!

XD