Letter Me

HOW YOU DO THE LETTER ME

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog). I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realized it when __2__ __3__ and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I'm returning __8__ to you, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__ __11__. __12__.

Love;

-(your name)-

P/S: You are so lifeless, __13__, (the name of the person that tagged you).

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on meJ
uly - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6.What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth VaderBlack - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Football - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

IN CONCLUSION:

Dear Renee,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations in pain.

Love;

Xing Yii

P/S: You are so lifeless, nose plucker, Julia.

I TAG one and only: CARMEN

=D

What people say about me: I

Last day of school...

I stepped out of the school grounds, thinking with a heavy heart and a sad realization that this would be the last time doing this ever. Never again would we exit school feeling so carefree and blissful. We definitely won't be experiencing the same joy next year...

In acknowledge of the end of this schooling year, here are...little 'snippets' of autographs collected from classmates and close friends!! Be sure to note that I have made it a point to include all the sweetest stuff! =)

(But of course I will be excluding stuff which I have deemed too personal and therefore unsuitable as material for public reading =X)

~amanda

...you're a really fun person and knowledgable too! =) I look forward to playing iSketch with you and also to be in the same class as you next year! =) ...

~julia

...iSketch sessions with you are always fun amd you can draw really nice pictures like your 2$ prostitute! Haha! You're a really nice person to talk to and a good listener too...

[Julia you're a great listener too! Thanks for letting me tell you so much about my 'bestfriends' like Domy and Oak Tree!! xD]

~pauline

...Although we don't really talk  a lot, but I know you're good and 'siao'. Haha okay la, want to watch movie d...

[=.=]

~zi ling

...don't really know you but you have been a great friend all along...

~cherylene

...Oh yeah! I didn't mean to smack your boobs eh, k? It's not my fault! Who ask your boobs to be located at the wrong place ar. xD...And I love bullying you! Wee~

[The boobs-smacking thing? Inside joke XP Wahh yeah you always kacau me for no reason!!]

~felicia

I didn't know that you are an energetic and fun person because  I used to think that you are quite quiet. It's nice having recess with you...

[Wahaha yeah I love to make a lot of noise during recess and bully all of you!! XP]

~jolene

My good friend all these years!! Since kindergarten lo... =) Just wanna thank you for all the wonderful memories all these years! And Bio classes was so much fun!! And, yes, the Bio presentation was a really wonderful experience and I will remember our last-minute, past midnight conversations on our powerpoint for a LONG TIME!! XD You're a wonderful friend to have and you always put a smile on my face! =) =) =)

[Jolene!! Thank you! That's very sweet of you =) ]

~afeefa

Xing Yii, I really tak tau mana nak tulis so I'm gonna make my message for you short and simple!! Sweet as well...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

But not sweeter than you!

Good luck for your SPM. You smart wan la tak payah worry...xP

[Haha Afeefa I love you!!]

~jessica

Ms. Ng, thanks for an amazing '08 =) =) You've been a wonderful choir member! Looking forward to working with you in 09! XD

[Np np...Yessss me too! xP]

~ee vern

I think I've known you since Std. 1 too but we have gotten so much closer this year! I always thought that you're those kwai kwai everyday study type. But of course, I was SO WRONG! You're like the most random person I have ever met. LOL! So crazy and bubbly!! And really, you have been a great friend to me...and I LOVE YOU! xP Wahahaha!

[Yes my dear I'm sure you love me cos I LOVE YOU TOO!!]

~yvonne

...Message for you...Um...Let's see, 1. smile more because you are ******** when you smile...So cute! 2. jaga your temper sometimes...Haha...I very scared when you angry...Thanks for everything...Love you...Miss you...Will remember you forever...so remember me and miss me and love me forever ya!

[Yeah la the point is that you get SCARED when I scold you ma, aboh leh? Yeah la yeah la I will remember you and love you and miss you but you already have someone else for that!!]

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HAPPY PIG THEORY

Of humans, pigs, and mathematics>>

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = pig + work + enjoy

In other words:

Humans who don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Man = pig + earn money

Man - earn money = pig

In other words:

Men who don't earn money = pigs

Woman = eat + sleep + spend money

Pig = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Woman = pig + spend money

Woman - spend money = pig

In other words:

Women who don't spend money = pigs

SUMMARY:

Men earn money in order for women to not become pigs!

and...

Women spend money in order for men to not become pigs!!

My Personality Type

Dreamy Idealists are very cautious and therefore often appear shy and reserved to others. They share their rich emotional life and their passionate convictions with very few people. But one would be very much mistaken to judge them to be cool and reserved. They have a pronounced inner system of values and clear, honourable principles for which they are willing to sacrifice a great deal. Dreamy Idealists are always at great pains to improve the world. They can be very considerate towards others and do a lot to support them and stand up for them. They are interested in their fellow beings, attentive and generous towards them. Once their enthusiasm for an issue or person is aroused, they can become tireless fighters.

For Dreamy Idealists, practical things are not really so important. They only busy themselves with mundane everyday demands when absolutely necessary. They tend to live according to the motto “the genius controls the chaos” - which is normally the case so that they often have a very successful academic career. They are less interested in details; they prefer to look at something as a whole. This means that they still have a good overview even when things start to become hectic. However, as a result, it can occasionally happen that Dreamy Idealists overlook something important. As they are very peace-loving, they tend not to openly show their dissatisfaction or annoyance but to bottle it up. Assertiveness is not one of their strong points; they hate conflicts and competition. Dreamy Idealists prefer to motivate others with their amicable and enthusiastic nature. Whoever has them as superior will never have to complain about not being given enough praise.

As at work, Dreamy Idealists are helpful and loyal friends and partners, persons of integrity. Obligations are absolutely sacred to them. The feelings of others are important to them and they love making other people happy. They are satisfied with just a small circle of friends; their need for social contact is not very marked as they also need a lot of time to themselves. Superfluous small talk is not their thing. If one wishes to be friends with them or have a relationship with them, one would have to share their world of thought and be willing to participate in profound discussions. If you manage that you will be rewarded with an exceptionally intensive, rich partnership. Due to their high demands on themselves and others, this personality type tends however to sometimes overload the relationship with romantic and idealistic ideas to such an extent that the partner feels overtaxed or inferior. Dreamy Idealists do not fall in love head over heels but when they do fall in love they want this to be a great, eternal love.

ADJECTIVES WHICH DESCRIBE ME

introverted, theoretical, emotional, spontaneous, idealistic, dreamy, effusive, pleasant, reserved, friendly, passionate, loyal, perfectionist, helpful, creative, composed, curious, obstinate, with integrity, willing to make sacrifices, romantic, cautious, shy, peace-loving, vulnerable, sensitive, communicative, imaginative

SUBJECTS THAT COULD INTEREST ME

literature, philosophy, psychology, music, art (museums), writing, drawing/painting, astrology, spiritual things, meditation, handicrafts, voluntary work

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Don't you think it sounds very much like me??

I'm a MILLIONAIRE!!!

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IDIOTIC THINGS PEOPLE DO

Oh I haven't been updating for quite some time; it's partly because I've been very lazy even when there's actually alot to blog about, mostly because now everytime I come online I have to go for my iSketch session!! It's fun and very addictive~

So that explains why I haven't been doing my blog-reading lately, and now that I'm doing it, I realize that Julia has me tagged!! So I'm doing it now>>>

INSTRUCTIONS:

Remove one question from below and add in a personal question, making it a total of 19 questions. (There's somemore but I won't include them.)

1) What is it that bothers you the most?

Humiliating incidents. Some haunt me for a very long time before I actually feel fine again.

2) What is your most favourite thing to do?

Uh...there're so many things I love to do laa. I really can't decide!!

3) What kind of news do you read?

Usually I don't bother reading any kind of news, but articles that catch my eye are probably the ones that feature possible life in outer space!!

4) What is your ultimate wish?

I want to be a supergenius!! No matter if I have to die early for that~

5) Is there someone in your heart right now?

o.O Apa kaitan with you??

6) Do you believe you can survive without money?

Don't be silly; NOBODY can survive without money!

7) Are you afraid of pain?

Oh, pain is EXCITEMENT!! Embrace it!

8) What do you feel like doing right now?

Uh...I'm currently having an impulsive urge to end all my music lessons so I could have a REAL stress-free holiday!!!

9) If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

I would, given that any of the following conditions is satisfied:

i  - The end of the world is around the corner.

ii - It is most likely that I will never see that person ever again.

iii- I know that the person feels the same way about me =)

10) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.

Julia is...brilliant, chatty, and friendly! xD

11) What are your 5 most passionate things at the moment?

a - Kyle XY

b - Dr. McDreamy

c - Somebody

d - Uh...

e - Holidays

12) What is the thing that will make you think that he/she is bad?

Betraying a friend/Being a two-faced, insincere hypocrite.

13) If you had you eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Egg-and-cheese XP

14) If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?

Happy laa =)

15) If you had a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?

I would definitely like to be a more funny, humourous person!!

16) Will you ever leave your blog to die?

You know what? Ask again later.

17) What is the one thing you love about yourself?

I dunno. My compassion??

18) If you can bring only one thing along with you to another world, what would it be?

My dog??? o.O

19) Personal question: How personal are you?

Hahah okay I can get very personal, depending on how much you want to know!!

xD

20) I tag -

Nobody in particular. Do this if you like.

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humour and english

A girl from Tibet went to Shanghai for a job interview. To test her English, the boss asked her to construct sentences with green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black.

She answered:

I hear the phone green green, then I go and pink up the phone and I say 'Yellow, blue's that? White did you say?? Oh, wrong number, don't purplely disturb people and don't call black, okay?'

Boss said:

You can go 'black' now, and no need to wait for phone 'green green'...