S.A.V.E me

Have you ever really scrutinized every single inch of your Sejarah textbook? I'd bet NOT!!
Well, because if you have...you'd notice something that says:

WARNING LABEL:

Contains 284 pages of SEJARAH

*DO NOT consume right after recess as digestion process will 'use' the oxygen going to your brain, making you less alert and therefore...um, magnifying...the consequences of overdosage.

Recommended dosage - not more than 1 period at a go

(preferably 1 period = less than 20 minutes!!)

Overdosage can cause

• Short-attention span/Inability to focus
• Blurring of all words uttered by personnel standing in front of the classroom
• Drowsiness
• Immoderate desires to just close your eyes and/or lean on just about anything available
• EXTREME BOREDOM - fatal if you're allergic
• Ultimately, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

Ahhh, no - of course you're not gonna find anything of the sort on/in/anywhere within your Sejarah textbook, but they really SHOULD have something like that. What about consumers' rights, eh???

I've fallen asleep two times this week already during all those lessons~!

Ahhh S.O.S

>.<

- P.S. -

Please don't tell Pn. Salmah,

or she will ask me to write a letter to Datuk Hishammudin(??)...