The traditional...
"Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"
"I think he's doing the breaststroke, sir."
The new...
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Shh! Or everybody else would want one!"
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Don't worry, sir. The spider in the bread will get it."
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Oh really, sir? But there were two in the bowl earlier!"
The winner...
"Waiter! There's a cockroach in my soup!"
"I'm sorry, sir - but we ran out of flies."
XD
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